I can hear music from "Deliverence"

No way, Foghat.

"see this here bird is fur scouting, and this knive is fur stabin' and the guns fur shootin' things I stabed"

Chuck Norris keeps a pillow under his gun.

That's one brave parrot.

just remember, this means they are both out of the dating pool (or at least they were when most you young'uns were concieved)!

God I miss Velour!

OMG bottom of the gene pool, you have got to love it!

" I got a parrot I got a girl. She got a gun!

It is sooo tacky to dis people on the internet. Bet there is nothing about you anyone could make fun of . . .

OH THANK YOU JESUS!!! I FOUND MY PARENTS!!! Although on second thoughts thanks for leaving me at Walmart when I was a kid.

Could there be a body in that bag she's holding...or a human head?

They would be ironic hipsters in 2010.

@mentor: it may be that there are things I could be made fun of for, but I can say my girlfriend and I have never posed for a picture with an assault rifle and a tropical bird.

@Trig Palin: No, they'd still be white trash with no sense of style.

why the fuck would you put the scope all the way up there? how the fuck would you use it?