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Friday
Jan292010

Water Wiennie

Friday
Jan222010

Prince Likes the Vikings

Allot.

Prince released a new song about the Minnesota Vikings.

Prince said he hadn’t seen the Vikings play in a very long time, until he went to the game against the Dallas Cowboys last week.

“I saw the future,” said Prince.

He said he went home that night, wrote the song, "Purple and Gold," and said the song came easy and fast.

What's the word for "HOT GARBAGE?

Thursday
Jan212010

Zwillinge sind in diesem Video als auf der Doublemint Werbung lustiger.

Thursday
Jan212010

Favorite: Office Sign

Wednesday
Jan202010

Ultimate Ears Metro.Fi 200v Review

I just unpacked my new earphones for my iPhone, and I thought I would post some photos and my review.

Ultimate Ears Metro.Fi 200v PackagingUltimate Ears Metro.Fi 200v - Storage case, EartipsUltimate Ears Metro.Fi 200v - the 1/8" (3.5mm) connector is gold plated and is the perfect size for the iPhone.My review:

Wednesday
Jan202010

30 Second Rule

"The 30-Second Rule, A Decision Tree" by Audrey Fukman and Andy Wright.

Wednesday
Jan202010

Big Yank

Tuesday
Jan192010

LBJ Orders Some New Haggar Pants (1964)

WhiteHouseTapes.org

Monday
Jan182010

America's Favorite Robot

Sunday
Jan172010

Mother-In-Law Play-By-Play

On 1/16/2010, The Indianapolis Colts played the Baltimore Ravens. As I sat at the computer during the game, I decided to create a live text stream of my Mother-In-Law's play-by-play. She's a Colts fan.

Is there anybody home out there?

They've been talking all the time about him.

They're not covering him the way they should.

He used to not be any good, now is one of the best players there is.

He's so skinny.

Get him, get him.

Look ay Payton, he's so cute.

Flacko, I thought that was a duck. Oh Aflac?

Get it.

Look at all those number 18's up there.

How many more downs do they have? FOUR!?

Look at our coach, he's freakin' out.

How could this happen?

1st / 3:30 to go

OHHHHH. He dropped the ball.

How many more tries do they have Carl?

That's cute. D and a Fence.

OHHH YES.

He might have run all the way down.

Oh Mayun what a deal that might've been.

Oh man.

He's gonna sack you.

Way to gooooooo.

We need a touchdown this time, boys.

That girl is uuuugllllleeeeee.

Cummon Payton, let's get it down there, buddy.

How much of this are we gonna do, Payton?

1st/0:20 to go

Karen said today, I've always loved that necklace and... INCOMPLETE?

2nd/13:44 to go

That's a long way to kick isn't it?

Here comes Payton.

I want to send money to Haiti, can I do that on your phone? How do I text?

That's Chastity Bono? You are kidding me. John Travolta looks good.

This world is getting really twisted.

2nd/12:40 to go

They haven't moved down the field.

Did that go about a foot?

Get it! Oh Mayunnnnnn.

They've lost their mojo.

This is actually not a good ballgame.

Look at that guy! He's huuuuge.

I love that house. Viccki was GET IT! CUMMON!

GO GO GO CUMMON GO!

I don't want a penalty. Illegal block?

Man, did you see that pass? That was...

That's Dallas Clark? He looks like a Mouse.

Payton, get your happy face on, get out there and play like a man.

Payton, get a grip honey.

Can we call Payton?  Do we have his number?

Feel the bottom of my foot, it feels like a piece of veneer furniture.

Walks out of room, never to return.